#winning

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You Hate My City (Los Angeles)

Congratulations, you’ve managed to trot your way around the globe and expose yourself to different cultures. Then you came home and outlined in your head the “best” cities, towns, and villages. We know, we’ve heard your stories. We’ve also seen you convince yourself that you have “a great grasp” of each one… because you were there for two weeks. So I invite you into my city; my home, my turf, and you make the wrong move by hating on it. You complain about the traffic, the urban sprawl, the cost of living, the pollution. How everyone is fake, materialistic, crazy, or drugged up. You compare it to San Francisco, New York, and (sigh) London. What’s that? You don’t like the traffic. Maybe you just need to experience it first hand. Hows about I push you out of the car the next time we’re on the 101? This is Los Angeles, we hated you first. There’s a saying around here for people like you: go fuck yourself.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kelly.

*Throws up Dodgers “LA” hand sign*

I really love Southern California.